Confusion Says...

Hey everyone, Just to drop by and post up a short joke for you guys or you can also say it's a question... 

Confusion says, If you sleep with a itchy backside, You'll wake up with a smelly finger. What do you think??? 

Okay, I think tats all, stay tune for more jokes... toodles :)

Tarzan ...Tarzan... Tarzan...

Hey everyone, I promised Lara to put some jokes up on her blog so yeah, here I am... 

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One day Tarzan was in his tree house doing nothing. Then, his monkey friend came and said... " Tarzan, Tarzan come... I've found an awesome place to play." Then Tarzan followed to the " AWESOME" place. Swing, Swing , Swing... They arrived at a hot spring ( Shhs.. Not so Awesome after all ). Because the Monkey didn't wear any clothes, so the monkey jump straight into the pool... But in order for Tarzan to go in.. Tarzan has to take off his "......." . So he took it off. Then the Monkey started laughing like shit... Tarzan felt very funny , he ask the monkey : " Monkey why are you laughing...." The monkey laugh and said : " Tarzan, you are the WEIRDEST animal I've ever seen... All the Animals has their tail behind, You are the only one that has it IN-FRONT!!!"  Get it??? 

I apologize for my cacated English... Do forgive me... 

RED HOUSE ROCKS

Hey everyone, during pre sports events I shouted like a mad woman till I lost my voice. I cant believe that YELLOW HOUSE  is leading for the bleeding first time in Sri KDU history. I  AM SO MAD RED HOUSE IS the LAST, but I still have faith in RED HOUSE. ONE HOUSE , ONE HEART, ONE CHAMPION. Today red house did very well in fact I was surprised but we still need to catch up. GO, FIGHT WIN, YEAH! BEST WISHES TO ALL ATHLETES. RED HOUSE ROCKS..

$$ My Favourite Actress $$

Kidman was born in Honolulu, Hawaii. Her father, Dr Antony David Kidman, is a biochemist, clinical psychologist and author, with an office inLane Cove, Sydney, Australia. Her mother, Janelle Ann (née Glenny), is a nursing instructor who edits her husband's books and was a member of the Women's Electoral Lobby. At the time of Kidman's birth, her father was a visiting fellow at the National Institute of Mental Health of the United States. The family returned to Australia when Kidman was four and her parents now live on Sydney's North Shore. Kidman has a younger sister, Antonia Kidman, a journalist. She has known actress Naomi Watts since they were in their teens and the two remain best friends today.

Kidman attended Lane Cove Public School and North Sydney Girls' High School. She studied at the Victorian College of the Arts in Melbourne, at the Phillip Street Theatre in Sydney, with Naomi Watts. This was followed by the Australian Theatre for Young People.

Punctuation is Powerful...

On a chalkboard wrote a professor, 

" A woman without her man is nothing."

One day the whole class wrote this, 

Class males wrote : " A woman, without her man, is NOTHING..."

Class females wrote : " A woman, without her, man is NOTHING..." 

Wow Punctuation is "REALLY" Powerful...